⌛ weapons of Al-gebra

A public school teacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Met. Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Reid said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute values. They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns," but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle".

When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Tony Blair, speaking from his holiday resort before the planes stopped flying, said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Maths Instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

 

Up2U This story just dont add up!....hehehe, nice one, regards JB

 

Not my fault you can't figure out all the angles

 

Hey Up2u can you sing?
They are looking for people on the X factor!:D

 

also, weapons of AL....al-gorythm

 

You just need to add up all the information, take away any preconceived ideas, consider all the variables, go through everything from A to Z, figure out what is left and that should equate to enough to buy a Red Horse.
That way you can calculate how lucky you are not to be sat in the cold and rain trying to figure out why you don't live in the Philippines.