⌛ Dumaguete Scandal - May 2008

Time for another review of the Scandals in Dumaguete in the last few weeks….

Hard to believe but Rhoody appeared more as a "Polity" in April and made almost through the whole month without insulting each and everybody crossing his way… We hope you’ll get well soon…

Josephen and davfitz upsetting the world with stolen shots, sneaking down to the boulevard using dirty roads and the coverage of heavy rain to observe everyday heroes and their activities in a way that even old east-german STASI members become jealous.

That called the attention of PhilT. The self announced Lawyer of the cousin of his mother in law, Filthy (oops type-o), I mean PhilT stepped into the field and volunteers now as a Parking-advisor and bike-pusher at Hyper-Mart. That gives him the opportunities to control foreigners in that area and step in if they try to take pictures of anybody. As a side-effect of that job he earns some peso to visit a Net-Café occasionally, to spam DI with his wired questions and thoughts.

Hanna came all the long way from General Santos via Cebu to Dumaguete just to find out that she does not like our City. She took over the job as a live-reporter from camp-chaos aka. Yes-Camp 2008. (Youth Environmental Summer Camp 2008). While others went on field-trips Hanna missed out on them spending a lot of time and effort just to discover a side of Rhoody he is not showing to everybody…. Pictures of that are probably really against our DI-Forum-Rules…

Echir still day-dreams of the "Mall of Asia 2" in Dumaguete. In his strong believe of modern architecture Echir threw a shovel over the fence of the Robinson's construction side just to announce very proud on the Forum that new construction equipment has arrived.

Daffs has lost track after finding out that RHB is not in general against malls and is now walking without orientation through the board-world. To overcome this deep disappointment, Daffs is now on the hunt for all guys here on the board and trying to convince the dutch beer/dive lover and womanizer Jellyfish to tell some secrets about divers, instructors and jokers with or without cap to get to know the secrets of their snorkel-skills.


... the short term for "I am against everything and even myself" is simply : Yabs...

Our very own beloved Mc Donald’s recruiter and “DI Don Quichotte” Yabs decided that Koreans, Americans, Mc Donald’s and Robinson’s are not on one level with him so he aiming for real opponents… His latest attacks are going against Saudis, Chinese and even PI president Arroyo. To proof his love to rural lifestyle, Yabs went of to a 4-star resort to Bohol enjoing the tourist high-end developments with his lovely girlfriend.


hmmm girls... always a good topic for scandals...

Nalyn24 showed her immense sensitivity in telling Archon the Man of Steel that his girlfriend is not pretty. Mysterious Archon decided to hide his anger and turned his back to the public. Unable to watch the activities of his un-pretty girlfriend he put her under the protective wings of Rhoody… Hey-Man of Steel,... that’s the same as giving Rhoody the keys to a breweries walk-inn Refrigerator full of ice-cold SMB with the mission to take care of them that nothing got stolen..


...Talking about Ice-cold SMB…

Mr. Kuripod himself RHB took a DI off time and got enlightened. In his Di-absence he decided to change his life to a better one. For that he sold his car and can be found now as a permanent resident sitting on top of his own Karaoke machine with a white wraparound garment in Taclobo to spread his wisdom to the on- and offline-world. The “new-age-hermit” tries hard to convince everybody with his wise and well researched words that beer don’t has to be cold just to hide that his third-hand pawn-shop Ref can’t cool them down enough.

What a great April... let's see what happens on the next DI meeting and the rest of May...

• Does Daffs chase Jellyfish down ?
• Can we see the real face of Mysterious Archon?
• Who is the winner of the MMA-Event between Yabs and Echir ?
• Does RHB fall from his Karaoke-machine to participate in public life again ?

these and many more questions might be answered in the next Dumaguete Scandals...


Disclaimer:
Insults and attacks are meant to be like that and may be taken personal. Offended persons have the right to payback the value of the written words in SMB (for Rhoody) or SML (for the Dane).

 

He guy....you're getting better and better.
Could not stop laughin from beginning till end.
Fantastic description of the reality, which was somewhat hidden for a lot of us :D :D :D
Keep em going

 

this is what I like about DI forum!!! this is a good one!!

 

Rhoody although I did not understand alot of what you have here, I understand one thing, what better way to take the attention from ones self by "sending up" everyone else! ALSO as we are talking of it, I NEVER HEAR ANYONE HERE TALK OF THERE MUM IN LAWS OR ANY IN LAWS...

Ok it was a lot of fun, but Rhoody at least all the people mentioned are not BORING......know what I mean?

 

When will the DVD be presented.:D
And hope it will be better than number one.:D :(

 

Hey!!!! Goth!!!! Welcome back. Where have you been?

 

Nalyn24, im going to get you for that! hahahaha! :D at first, I was bothered about you saying my GF is not pretty... until I saw your picture in your friendster... things went back to normal..

Cheers everyone!

 

There should be a whole of scandals when the festivities kick off at the last week of May, with those artists, boys and girls coming to Dumaguete. and more importantly, maybe there'll be scandals come Saturday? Hehehe:D

 

..huh...

..me too.... i don't understand lots of what rhoody said in here... sori maybe cos i am a newbie here.

 

hehe... Ciara, for you it is easy reading reading reading.... all of the above was written on posts of the last month....
for Filthy it's hopeless, he does not understand much at all anyway...