⌛ What are the girls really like here?

Barramac, haha, nice one! Send one over.

Barramac is right. I learned Tagalog from Philippine comedy's off the rack of our local video store. Hey, they were on sale!

Anyways, funny talking is better than funny looking. :D

 

You wouldn't say funny looking if they are not funny looking, right? :D:D

 

It’s not easy to find a woman that is not a nagger. Women already have a stamp on their forehead “nagger” LOL…….


Maybe there is a lucky expat here with a wife that never go on nagging, then he can give you a tips how to find that kind of woman.

 

It probably wouldn't be outrageous to say that most women feels that men do need to be nagged from time to time:D

 

Basing on your post Merlin, my opinion is that, you are not looking for a WIFE but a HOUSEKEEPER:D for these obvious reasons:
1. She can't nag at you.
2. She looks after you by cooking your food, preparing your bed,
washing your dirty laundry, etc.
3. She can be short (not offended by that, as one of filipinos's traits)
and pretty face (that if your lucky lol).
4. She probably might be less educated (being a house helper) and can
result to what others here say "speaks funny languages".
5. And allelluja, she can surely keep your house neat and tidy.
In this way, you only have to pay for her housekeeping services and no more allocation pay to her parents and family. :D
And no disrespect for the house helpers as generally, they do their jobs so well that my family's have stayed for many years and we consider them as part of the family.

GOOd LUCK in your pursue in looking for a house helper....

 

There is no such thing as a perfect wife.

 

eh, what you got to offer (besides money)?

tbh as already said, it does sounds a bit like you are looking for a housekeeper that you can have sex with.

 

I beg to differ.
(I'll have to make sure she reads this)

Ted's Emporium. Love it. :D

 

No worries. From my end, I do not fancy racism. I just merely react to the endless Filipina bashing seeing that only a few Filipinas post in this forum.

 

Baramac...your Ted's imporium posting was a good one
I mean ...it's a funny persiflage on how to "get delivered" a good wife.
When exactly will the new shipment arrive ? :D
(I hope my sweety will not read this posting :o :( )