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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

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  1. Rhoody

    Rhoody DI Forum Luminary

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    HEY !!!! did I allow you to post a picture of me ????:eek:
     
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    A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.
    The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
    Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
     
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    Where is the humor here?

    Tommytnf,
    You have a great sense of humor. I'll pass along this joke(maybe it's true)
    to my friends. Cheers!
     
  4. progmeister

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    I didn't think you'd mind :D
     
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    the next president
     

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    enjoy :D :D
     

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    in short "no smoking allowed":D :D
     

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    How is your eye site?

    This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”
    The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there isn't any thing wrong with your eyesight....”
     
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    train sets and womens breasts

    Q: What do electric train sets and womens breasts have in common?

    A: Both were intended for children, but it's the father who ends up playing with them.

    Is that why they are called, "Totoys". in Dumaguete?
     
  10. SU babe

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    will dgt lto allow this? :confused:
    no trucks on this part of the world....:cool: :cool: :cool:
     

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