Where's the humor on here?

When Name Calling Isn't Swearing

 

"Zero Tolerance" Speed Camera

 

Did they really?

 

find the the original ???

Donnatella Versage, Eddie Van Halen, John Kerry

 

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce. The Judge says, "Mickey, I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds you have given as you have not shown in any of your testimony that Minnie was crazy. To which Mickey replies, "Your Honor, I never said she was crazy, I said she was F#(*!#g Goofy."

 

Rekindling The Romance?

After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

To which he responded:

"I found the remote."

 

only in America.....

 

Yep Daffy's my guy..

 

And my favorite........:D

 

if man...did not drink.... did not smoke... did not chase pretty girls....he may not live longer.....IT WOULD JUST SEEM LONGER,......