⌛ What I like best about the Philippines or The best things in life.

That will be number one in my books, looking forward to my well deserved early retirement in a few more years. :D

 

Cheap cost of living, recreation, transport and complete absence of income (from abroad) taxes, amongst many other things.

 

Hi Teach, good day, Where is back home?

 

Theory?

You know what? " I GOT ME A THEORY ABOUT BABYSITTING"

1)Adult Filipinas, taking care of ADULTS BABIES = babysitters
2)Adult filipinas ,cook for ADULT BABIES =babysitters
3)Adult filipinas laundries for ADULT BABIES =babysitters
4)Adult filipinas tells ADULT BABIES TO TAKE SHOWER =babysitters
5)Adult filipinas wash ADULT BABIES WHEN DRUNK =babysitters
6) ETC,ETC,ETC.

ON THE OTHER HAND

1)ADULT BABIES PAYS THE RENT IS CALLED= SITTING
2)ADULT BABIES BUY THE FOOD =SITTING
3)ADULT BABIES SEND SISTER TO SCHOOL =SITTING
4)ADULT BABIES PAYS THE BILL IN HOSPITAL=SITTING
5)ETC,ETC,ETC... NOW IM CONFUSED' WHOS BABY SITTINGS WHO? BUT REMEMBER THIS THEORY IS ONLY MINE...

 

I got another saying.......

WHEN YOUR UP THERE AND LOOK DOWN, YOU SEE A LOT OF sh*t..

BUT WHEN YOUR DOWN HERE AND LOOK UP,YOU SEE A LOT OF ASHHOLES

i HOPE YOU WONT KICK ME OUT.......

 

cant afford to buy crack ...only drink bahal ( tuba)

 

You are on the right track , either or, its marriage of convenience

 

hi, how safe is that drink (tuba) i havent drink that for maybe 42 years.... Bahal is vinegar , right? Or close to vinegar... See you someday... Gmc.

 

tHATS OK, MAN,,,,,, THE BABY NEED A SITTER,AND THE SITTER NEEDS A BABY...... THEY CALL THAT (SYMBIOSIS )

 

Ok....I can tell by all of the above that I'm going to have to adjust to being in phils.
My normal day is up at 5am. Rush to shower and shave. Out the door by 5:30. Fight road-rage traffic for 65 miles and 75 minutes. Get to my office and deal with multiple issues going bad on me. After 10 hours, fight another 65 miles of traffic going home. Grab a mcDonalds burger. Fall into bed totally exhausted. Have a bad nights sleep and then do it all over again.
NOW....you people are telling me that this is NOT the way in phils?
That there IS a different way of doing things?
That the word "relaxing" is a real word?
What am I going to do?
How will I ever adjust?
Oh....I know how....I'll keep sending pictures back to my co-workers with snide remarks. That sounds like fun