⌛ paradise

Its not hot here like dumaguete thats why hawaii is paradise..Its not polluted here like dumaguete ,thats why hawaii is paradise..The ocean and land wildlife are protected and sea turtels are a dozen in area the size of a dime thats why hawaii is paradise.I'm in shape ,not fat ugly like you drinking beer in the heat of dumaguete,but i don't have any young ladies hanging over me ...Hmmm,Oh well i CANT WAIT TO GET OUT OF PARADISE,,CAUSE I LIKE DUMAGUETE NOW..cHEERS YOU LUCKY DUDES OUT THERE SURFS UP AND WILL BE BACK SOON ..

 

do u have an oil slick (yet)

 

you mean the at the beach/ocean or the body-part why the OP wants to come back ... :p

 

My guess is its because you are a cheapskate and the reason why you are heading back to Dumaguete. Hang ten Dude while you can!

 

I am cheapscape no lie here, No oilslick here,besides its the british who crapped that mess.When I get back I move for all brits in dumaguete to buy beers for the americans there until the slick is cleaned up..Oh i do the nude beach here where all the good lookin ladies show shameless shapes where the best lookin ladies are,even the poor are expensive ladies here so the lady issue here is ruled by how cheap i am ,gwapo/gwapa is a dime a dozen here.Even the pilippina ladies in hawaii look better here..I'm coming back to dumaguete more support group for cheapscape.i bought 2 military grade rain ponchos for the rainy season when I return..

 

Dumaguete is too hot ???
Dumaguete is too polluted ???
Dumaguete has fat ugly guys drinking beer in the heat ???
But you are an Adonis in perfect shape ???
Dumaguete Filipinas don't look as good as Filipinas in Hawaii ???
You seem to have some sort of hang-up with British people ???
Dumaguete water and wildlife doesn't get your approval ???
Why, in the name of sanity, are you going back to Dumaguete ???

There are 7107 islands to choose from. Just select a very small one where you can live a Robinson Crusoe existence in blissful isolation, armed only with a mirror so that you can gaze at the one that you adore !!!

 

Too hot? Seemed ok to me and about the same as much of the rest of the country, fairly warm and humid but certainly bearable...but yes Hawaii weather is perfect. Not too hot - ever...not too cold...ever.

Too polluted? Air quality downtown isn't great...along the Boulevard or adjacent towns seemed fine...but yes in the islands the air is beautiful...

The ocean is beautiful...full of fish and clear...Kamehameha would be proud.

No comment on the fat ugly guys....didn't have the the time or interest to do much drinking...seen some everywhere..Thailand, Vietnam..etc..it happens...

Filipinas in Hawaii - agree...they look miles better in Hawaii Ne....probably the diet and living standards - but they are a few inches taller and great looking. All those hula girls you see in Waikiki...90% are Filipinas. Tunji isn't lying...even my wife would confirm it....they are stunning in Hawaii. Compliments to the chef...Of course some Filipinas there come with haole attitudes too....

I like 'Brits' and get along fine with them generally...have to admit that a lot of them don't like anyone else though...but have some great British friends.

Hawaii is very very nice...if you want to trade your land in Hawaii for my lots in Bacolod PM me....LOL....we would do it in a heartbeat - hell - half a heartbeat (but you'll need a Filipina wife to acquire the Bacolod lots - so start working)....this kamaaina misses the ohana he shared years ago.....Mahalo...

 

That may be so, but it still begs the question " if everything is so fantastic there, and he finds everything in Dumaguete is so poor by comparison, why on earth is he returning to Dumaguete" ???

 

Stuffed if I know. I wouldn't bother. Tunji lives on the Big Island (ie the island of Hawaii)....it's like Camiguin...on steroids....Spent some time there up Kohala way and been all over the island. I can't think of more beautiful place on the planet...although Kauai would be a serious nearby contender...

 

Umm...........girls, maybe?

Dumaguete vs. Hawaii......

Which is the easier place to get young ladies to want to hang out with you?