⌛ PNP: We'll give you 1000 pesos for a brick of cocaine

PIA Information Services - Philippine Information Agency

Saw this in the news and thought I would let you guys know about the latest gold rush.

From the article...

Hmm, hard decision. In my left hand I could have a brick of cocaine. In my right hand I could have 1000 pesos. Give me some time to think about that one. Maybe I should make my own press release offering 1,500 pesos for each brick found.

Apparently they are thinking the same thing I would be thinking. Party at Gerry's Grille, we got coke and ribs!!

So, a possible 357,000 peso payout for a catch worth 187.5 million pesos. Somebody is getting screwed in this deal.

Sorry, all flights to the Samar area are sold out!

Anyways, funny story. I just hope some of those residents figure out how to cut their coke (laundry detergent should suffice) so they can turn their 1 kilo bricks into 2 kilo bricks.

 

Coke Zero? Pepsi One? :D

 

Chinese coke... could well be fake :D

 

True! You mean they don't have EZ Test kits here? :D

EZ Test - forensic field tests for MDMA,Ecstasy, Amphetamine, Ketamine, methamphetamine, DXM, Cocaine and many other types of street drugs.