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Fishing story from last Sunday's sermon

G'day all

The following is a true story

The map below shows where it happenned

West island ↑

Last Sunday our Pastor (an exPoliceman) was preaching about Jesus' disciples who were fishermen and how Jesus told them that they would become "Fishers of men".

While on the Fishing topic, our Pastor, a fishing fanatic, told us about an unnamed member of his congregation, who we shall call "Frank".

Apparently Frank was a very very successful fisherman.

Now our Pastor, wanting to learn Frank's secret, invited himself to go fishing with Frank.

So with his fishing gear in hand our Pastor boarded Frank's boat and they cruised out of the bay and around the headland.

Finally Frank anchored his boat behind West Island.

There were no other boats around and when Frank was certain they were completely out of sight, he reached into his tacklebox, pulled out a stick of jellygnite, lit it, threw it into the water on his side of the boat.

KABOOM !!!​

Soon dozens of stunned Fish started appearing on the surface.



Our Pastor was shocked and he exclaimed to Frank:

"How can you do that in front of your Pastor?!"​

Frank lit another stick of jellygnite, and as he handed it to the Pastor, Frank said:

"Are ya gonna talk all day, or ya gonna fish?"​

LOL


Of course Pastor threw it

 

I had a cousin in North Carolina who used dynamite for fishing. He lost a hand.....true story.....O-|

 

In Danao, I saw a guy brought in to shore after blowing off his arm and leg dynamite fishing. He died in the hospital partly due to blood loss and lack of funds.
Ron

 

just like humans ...


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One of my fractured Tagalog jokes!

It was the first time I was "with" a Filipina. We were in the bedroom undressing, when she turned to me and I heard what I thought were the words "too big". Boy, was I feeling proud and mayabong! Until I found out she was only asking for a glass of water

 

With my luck the tubig would be to place her false teeth in.....:D

 

Wow, you found someone that can afford false teeth ? Grab 'er

 

Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls


There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do
you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to
ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say:
'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
Both can result in serious injury or death !

 

It's a family thing......

It's a family thing.....
A Filipino won 1,000,000 Peso in a lottery last week. After sharing it with his family they each got P640.

 

Now that IS funny!