Where's the humor on here?

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A Sargent asked his marines to parade naked,he walk up to the first soldier and hit him on the chest with his cane and asked did that hurt?answer,no sir why not im a marine sir,he walk up to the next soldier who had erect penis,he hit it hard and asked,did that hurt?answer,no sir why not?it belongs to the man behind me sir.

 

Today, I think the entire PNP force was gathered today outside the Provincial hall, all on the motorbikes. The security guard told me, it was parade to promote the Helmet Law, which comes into effect Jan 1st (everyones forgotten).
However i noticed around 20 bikes, with no mirrors, no indicators, no LTO stickers and those laws have been in for ages ~ haha!!!!!

The Law its not for those that enforce, it only those who are governed by it . . .

 

A Jumbo jet takes off from Heathrow under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time that they have flown together and an awkward silence between them seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat and mutters "I don't like Chinese".
"You no like Chinese" asks the co-pilot, "why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why not" said the captain.
"No, no, no" protests the co-pilot. "Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbour. That Japanese, not Chinese".
"Huh" said the captain, "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, you're all the same to me".
There's a few minutes silence, then the co-pilot suddenly announces "I no like Jews".
"Oh yeah" said the Jewish skipper, "and why not?"
"Jews sink Titanic" said the Chinese co-pilot.
"What? You're insane. Jews didn't sink the Titanic" exclaimed the captain. "It was an iceberg".
The co-pilot smiled. "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no matter, you all the same to me".

 

Sack Race - Pacquiao-Style ​

 

I read that having sex is the same as a 5 kg jog impossible no one can run 5kg in 90 seconds
cheers

 

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A Kiwi guy walked into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and said to the girl on his bed.... Darling this is the pig i have sex with when you have a headache,
his Aussie girlfriend replys.. i think you will find that is a sheep you idiot
kiwi replys ..... I think you will find i was not talking to you
cheers

 

Careful what you wish for...