The little boy and the house of ill repute There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on...
Busted A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly...
a dirty fork A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a...
Four kinds of sex There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room....
The prison and the prisoner The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it...
A little ;) A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a ;) the...
golf lessons A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the...
Mexican Neighbors Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way...
Girls nights out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly...
ex-wife will get double A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I...
Shut Up and Trouble Shut Up and Trouble were walking down a path. Trouble got lost. So, Shut Up went to the police officer. The police officer...
blind date An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she...
post turtle While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W. Bush was doing...
Four gents go out These four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing...
Bill Clinton and the Pope Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the same day. Due to a minor clerical error, the Pope went to Hell, while...
Having a get-together A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day while out riding his...
Old Sam A man who was new to Alaska’s bush went into the bar. Ordering a beer he asked the bartender if there were any women around. The...
The barrel A man who was new to Alaska’s bush went into the bar. Ordering a beer he asked the bartender if there were any women around. The...
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