Welcome to the forum Lily. Enjoy your trip to Siquijor.
Well said Ronin. Life's indeed too short to be upset by such little things. I have become quite adept in avoiding the poo, people here don't clean...
What lobsters do when they're bored
Welcome to the forum Steve. Best of luck on your future plans.
I PMed you the answer Jellyfish. No worries mate, I'll keep 'em comin' :D
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Parenting: Apparently it's not that hard :D
