Five expats are in Dumaguete City. They see a sign that says "Expats Bar" so they go in and order their drinks. The bartender serves them and...
Maybe I'll ask the Editor of the Negros Chronicle to expedite matters for me??:wacky:
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer...
True. And after 9months I'm STILL waiting for my son's first child passport - What a JOKE!
Filipino Hell A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful...
(TIP: Read out loud) Are you harbouring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song? Great! - Fa Kin Su...
IF YOU ILLEGALLY CROSS THE BORDER OF NORTH KOREA you get 12 years hard labour. IF YOU ILLEGALLY CROSS THE BORDER OF IRAN you will be tortured and...
No.6 was always challenging - but I 'aint getting any younger. Soon, i'll just be pleased I got there in time!!
Up to early evening - cue, chalk & a couple of beers to settle the nerves. After approx. 9PM? I reckon you would also benefit from one of these:...
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At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little...
No worries Wrye - I found slide which I think diagrammatically highlights the skills of your average Why Not pool player: :sleep: [ATTACH]
Just a short ditty to thank Gerry & his staff (and everyone else involved) for a wonderful day yesterday watching the fight. You all did a...
Thank you for your input gentlemen. I will go checkout 'Coffee Harvest" and report back.....
Yes - and it is down right CRIMINAL! I have already discussed this in another thread, but whilst speaking with my barangay captain I've offered to...
Right; thats it then. We simply have to cut down on lube & batteries darling! :whistling:
With all the fishing nets extended out to sea on bamboo frameworks - Turtles are not going to stand a chance near the coast. I've not actually...
Yep. They're the little critters for sure!
Prior to moving to DC we lived in Pampanga. In the supermarkets there we were able to purchase locally ground coffee in vacuum-packed packages of...
It probably isn't politically correct to adopt the principles of War, but when thinking about how 'agencies' used to catch out female foreign...
