A student of English Literature was told to compose a short work which included religion, sex and mystery. She wrote "My God, I'm pregnant. I...
I'm not coming if I have to look like a p*ssy :p
I'll drop in on the way back from Tambobo. Probably around 2.30 ish.
This poem has been around since 1966 when it was written by Phyllis McCormack, who was a nurse in a geriatric hospital in Montrose, Scotland. She...
....... and therein lies a practice that is frowned upon, and very strongly advised against, by all embassies. You should not, under any...
I'm no expert on pizza, but Hay-a-Hay pizza seem ok. They deliver to me in Piapi and the airport is not much further on. I usually give the...
It's par for the course, when you consider that there is a TV channel dedicated to two chickens fighting to the death, and horse fighting is...
Isn't it odd how the guy who wrote "50 Things to do before you die", didn't include "shout for help" on the list.
Little Billy, after watching TV in his room, comes down stairs and says "Dad, I was watching TV. What's love juice?" Dad gets the horrified look...
Sad yes - but fatal accidents happen throughout the Philippines on a daily basis, the vast majority caused by stupidity, poor maintenance, or...
The lobby at Check Inn will invariably give a better rate than Lee or the Mall.
A guy on a business trip checked in to a hotel. In the lobby phone booth he noticed a card advertising a fun lady, made a note of the number, and...
I discovered I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party - dressed as a goat. :)
I know that standards are dropping everywhere, but how could the BBC get this so wrong. On the other hand, maybe 2014 could be more fun than we...
It's time for a re-run with a modern day Sir Francis Drake, who in 1587 "singed the King of Spains beard" in the port of Cadiz.
Naturally, this is due in no small part to Dumaguete being a city of serenity nestling in a sea of tranquillity, and the province epitomises the...
The three little bookmarks in your passport aren't for your benefit. They are to help the girl in the travel agency next door who does most of the...
There is also a good one in Molave Street, off the road under a couple of white canopies. Molave Street runs parallel to the North highway,...
An elderly couple are taking a stroll through the countryside, when they notice the fence where they first had sex half a century before....
A pirate goes in to a pub and the barman sees that he's got a peg-leg, a hook for a hand and a patch over one eye. "Looks like you've had an...