Actually Actually, the last statement is not correct. I was married to a Filipina in the Philippines but divorced from her overseas. The...
Apologies to anyone who has heard it or if it has been posted before, I've been gone for a while, they just let me out. A guy is in hospital with...
I have to go up to Manila at the end of the month to go abroad on holiday on May 1. I checked direct flights to Manila on 27, 28 and 29 April -...
I would agree with Nairobi, it must be right up there. The B Class lounge is like a self-service caf. The worst I was ever in though was the old...
Irish Birth Control Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when She met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, 'Top o'...
Bloke sitting in his armchair shouts to his wife, "when i die, i'm going to leave everything to you love" she shouts back, " you already do, you...
Wife by text to husband at work ... "Windows at home frozen - what should I do?" Husband - "spray some de-icer or pour hot water on them" Wife...
I went to the NZ Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form...
ACR Renewal Hi Guys, Just want to give a heads up to those permanent residents who may be needing to renew their ACR cards any time soon....
Permanent Residence You're lucky, I'm always asked if I have a visa every time I'm returning to the Philippines. Then when I show my permanent...
George is sitting at the bar in his local pub, knocking back beers and whisky like they were free. He's chatting to his friends and enjoying the...
Another politically incorrect joke. The Blue Pigeon. The mayor of London was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the City Centre...
This was probably posted before, but for those too lazy (as I am) to trawl through 126 pages of jokes, here it is again, because I like it....
Hi, Depends on the circumstances. Are you are foreigner, and talking about a visa for your Filipina GF? If so, I can only suggest that you...
I'm not Italian. I'm not doubting that she will get the visa, just commenting on the long time to get a visa and the expense of the premium calls...
I just thought I'd share my experience regarding the above in case there is anyone else contemplating travel to Italy. I travelled around a bit...
Something to offend everyone Teaching Mathematics 1 . Teaching Maths in 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His...
A Few Laughs for the Ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his T-Shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry...
After Nigeria was eliminated from the World Cup, the Nigerian goalkeeper personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that travelled to...
