A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in...
UPS, Total and fcuk in joint sponsorship deal with England football team The Football Association today proudly unveiled Total, fcuk and UPS...
That's the one. The favorite tipple of Bonnie Prince Charlie, bless his cotton socks! If indeed he had any socks at all. Drank loads of the stuff,...
Not sure how you deduced that Larry, that I was unhappy, but you're 100% wrong.
Actually, if my memory serves me right, I understand that the reason they are changing from traditional corks to metal screw tops and synthetic...
Larry, This is fun, aren't you enjoying it too? Before it get's boring I'd just like to say. Larry you are complaining. You're complaining...
Actually, most of my submissions have been jokes. I love this country and am a permanent resident. That doesn't mean things can't be tweaked a...
You're hilarious Firefly. You should be on the joke page. However, if you read the thread correctly you'd find that Miguel had kindly offered...
Wow Larry, you must be one of these seasoned experts who know everything and fit right in, acceptng everything just as it is. I'm impressed....
Bit late to welcome me to the Philippines Larry; been "based" here for 28 years. I doubt there are any alternatives, but I'll keep searching...
Thanks, but I've been there. In fact, that is where I found the Drambuie for P1,100. They seem to have a reasonable choice, and the prices...
Not quite sure what that means, anyway it is not just the smell of salty water and not confined to that area. Firstly, I thought it might be from...
Usually on a Sunday evening, myself and my better than nothing have a walk along the Boulevard. But recently we've taken to do this from the other...
Argao? So, I'd have to take RoRo from Tampi to Bato, drive up to Argao and take RoRo? Not ideal.
I kid you not. I know a shop off Makati Ave which sells it for P905/bottle. I ask discount and they give it to me P100 off. I get two bottles...
Robinson's a White Elephant? Too true and Robinson's Department Store seems to have a dearth of paying customers, as does its cinema (most of...
I want to take my car to Bohol. There is no RoRo going from Dumaguete to Bohol is there? Do you have to go to Cebu first then take a RoRo from there?
Pub Grub Here's an old one on the same subject: Man went into a bar and said "give me an alligator sandwich and make it snappy". Also,...
******************** "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own...