Good man, Paddy! Zookeeper says to Paddy "The Gorilla is on heat & we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for...
I was in Earl's Court when they filmed the "Pulse" gig in 1994 during the Division Bell tour. I think the video package was released a year later....
It appears I've made a mistake. Daylight Saving Time starts on Sunday, 25 March and ends on Sunday, 28 October for Ireland. A baking powder :D
Same goes for Ireland.
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Not Right Classifieds Don't come too soon :D
The Badge A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for...
Even better!
I'd love to have a good old rant about how hatefully ignorant these people are but I'd rather just say...
Last Day on the Job... It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same...
I Thought You Were My Wife... A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the...
Marriage Quotes By Men: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than...
I hear it's 3 for 2 at Tesco's
Stages of Drunkeness 0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of...
That, my friend, is the sad truth!
Deaf Genie A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter. The...
That gives a new meaning to "rude awakening"
You want what for Christmas?
Rest In Peace, Jellyfish.
It's one of the above =)
