Three old guys in the nursing home were talking about their morning bathroom habits...one guy says, "When I wake up in the morning, it takes me 15...
An *OLDIE*... lets just call it recycled.. ======================== "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The...
Given the huge amount of untreated raw fecal matter that gets dropped into the warm waters I have been holding back any and all interests of my...
A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching,...
Remember boys.. too old to cut the mustard ..aint too old to lick the jar !...*evil leer* ( hmm maybe that should go into the quotes thread? )...
Ok..when you and your lads have finished up all the beer..is this what you do? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkbZlautuUc#t=78
Guys.. learn this at an early age ! [ATTACH]
You might not be old enough to agree with this ..but if your lucky ..someday you will !! [ATTACH]
An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home. All the Arabic facilities were completely...
" areas" hmm not really much public access areas..pretty much residential only ...could they be any more *diminished* ? Probably can guess who...
> Aussie Helpline > > > > > The slow ones (Oztralians) might need to read this a couple of times. > > > "G'day mate, Aussie...
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes over and...
I very recently returned from two months with my father.. just like yours..one year older..and angry man.. I took him to his home so that he could...
Oh .. I forgot to add that good on ya for taking the goods pricing back to free to the locals as it was intended to be..Thanks Jack
Jack its a thriving business long before the last bad typhoon. For decades..clothing is collected in 1st world nations mostly through charitable...
* BUMP * ok reminder that tommorrow at approx. 12:30-12:45 is set to have a face to face gathering of those of like expat minds to...
* BUMP * ok reminder that tommorrow at approx. 12:30-12:45 is set to have a face to face gathering of those of like expat minds to gather..eat...
Saw this earlier today.. beautiful birds in Australia.. eastern rosellas..like like keets to me ..sorta? but brighter colors [ATTACH]
yeah I can see this going the wrong way !! *LOL* [ATTACH]
yes.. For the longest time I kept my missile from my youth.. Latin and English on facing pages.. wow I still remember some of that Latin too.....