Glitter and Sparkles A woman was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, she received a call from...
Three old guys Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?...
Vaseline Survey A man doing market research for Vaseline contacted a young mother of three and asked ' Have you ever used our product?' She...
Two Women Two women were riding their rickety old bikes down the back streets of Rome one late afternoon. As it turns dusk, the increasing...
Old Lady Makes Some Mula... A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags...
Cowboy Erection A young, good-looking cowboy walked into a drug store in Montana and asked to speak to a male pharmacist. The woman he was...
25th Anniversary A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25...
Porno Music A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture....
His and Her One Liner Jokes Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's...
The 36 Rules of Life 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don’t worry about what...
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Fiesta - a good excuse for a day-long session. Rain or shine :D Happy Fiesta!!
Those wise old proverbial sayings from a kids perspective A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class...
The Truth About College College is a bunch of rooms where you sit for 2,000 hours or so and try to memorize things. The 2,000 hours are...
Funny and Weird Public Signs No Birds [IMG] Fart Hinder [IMG] In a word, Welcome! [IMG] Ookk I wwon'tt [IMG] Pleese heed...
Why dogs bite people [IMG] :D
The Audit During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed... ... "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no...
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"If you're driving home, make sure you have a car." -Yours truly to a colleague earlier. He forgot he came to work by bus. :D
Here I sit, all broken-hearted, Tried to sh... ...maybe I shouldn't.:D
