Husband Down A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart....
penny-pinching or spendthrift BOTH I am not living there yet but hope to soon. I think for me it will start out just the same is when I have...
Jim M Check your email I just sent you some info, hope it helps.
Donkey Raffle Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next...
Blonde Christmas Joke In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One...
Good one Cybervlad, Just right for Christmas.
spook12 First let me welcome you to the DI chat board, seems like the rest here are ether partying or recovering from a party. I got a lot of...
Blonde Christmas Joke A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas...
Several in town Just shop around. I use "Jimmy's Motor".
Thanks, Rhoody I got a good laugh out of that one. May be you should post it in "Where is the humor here".
Slim Fast / Miracle Grow One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your Clothes in...
Tickle Me Elmo: There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms....
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pixated, Try this, it should be some help.
MaryAnn Zamora, I do not really know. I suggest that you call him and ask. He has shaved me from several shoddy deals that could have gone...
Changer the Rooster A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and...
Montana rancher Country boys see things a little different... ....... A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch...
One for the Ladies A woman needs 4 pet animals in her life. A mink in her closet. A Jaguar in her garage. A Tiger in her bed, and a jackass...
I never saw a live snake any where on Negros. I did see a snake on the highway that was small and VERY flat, don't know what kind, must have...
train sets and womens breasts Q: What do electric train sets and womens breasts have in common? A: Both were intended for children, but it's...