Is this only in America? Three Government Contractors: Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.; one...
Watch out for the old man All Seniors aren't Senile! An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a...
Girls night out! Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have...
Redneck Vacation Plans Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, 'Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a...
Two Old Geezers Two Old Men Decide They Are Close To Their Last Days And Decide To Have A Last Night On The Town. After A Few Drinks, They...
The US of A is just to screwed up for me. It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are...
Rhoody If you don't want to get a ticket for "driving in slippers" go bare foot! As for the "Sleeveless Shirt" just rip a sleeve off an old...
Sell the bike and take a trike. When we are in town we rent a waive (a red one). It blends in with all the rest and is hard for the ticket...
Cheep home security system 1. Go to the thrift shop and buy a pair of men's Work Boots size 14-16 (used). 2. Place them on front porch,...
Sticky First Date Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her...
Bank Robber Man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage if he saw him rob the bank. Hostage answers yes. Robber shoots...
The Hair Dryer A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course....
Au yes the US Government Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks,...
Do you know these guys? Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they're walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it...
Dear Abby DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING! Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me....
What I do while in Duma I give away ice cream to the poor kids in town. I explore Negros on a Honda wave. I go caving. I visit Sister Julia...
Today I got up to read "dobs', need new focus" and agree. I think introducing ourselves would help all of us to understand each other a little...
The Buttocks or Kiss my A$$ A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband...
Try again Here it is: Divemaster, I don't understand "kumbaya" circle jerk? Sorry I am only proficient in English. As near as I can figure...
Rhoody, I just wrote a reply to Divemaster, but you sent him away before I could get it posted. I saved it not knowing that it wasn't posting...
