Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have...
Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I...
When we collect or deliver our daughter at the airport, my wife just says " picking someone up " and never pays. :devilish:
Can't stand to look at the man, he's as slippery as a butchers prick. :arghh:
Could you please give a price. Thanks Mate :biggrin:
I think you could have a great laugh at your wife's/ gf 's expense with the last experiment. Some amazing chemical reactions you've probably...
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Sorry for your loss. There are some sick bastards out there. Be careful what you do. As a foreigner you will always be in the wrong, no matter what.
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Look in oxl.ph and islandsproperties.com,this willgive you a better idea regarding prices. First decide where you want to live. Then take into...
Sermonolatry Excessive devotion to sermons Example : We moved to a church across town because of our pastor's excessive sermonolatry....
Have you tried CDR King ( 035 421 1522 Globe ) for ide external 2.5" case
They all go through the hormone stage, then they quieten down. Filipino blood most probably is the cause.
If I had said that to my Dad I would not be alive now.
Take away her smartphone and all the other goodies and ground her. Make her do chores for her food. After 2 days she will probably beg for...
They should settle them on Spratly Islands.
At least you won't die of cold or poor standard of living. Country with the highest proportion of British deaths is the Philippines | Daily Mail...
I would have thought that with all the electronics it would have a negative earth. Diesel once started only need compression.
There seems to be an awful lot of killers in the NHS. These stories appear to becoming quite frequent. Stepping Hill nurse Victorino Chua guilty...