A teacher was holding a class of 8 year olds Tommy where are your tonsils ? I dont know miss he replied You dont know where your tonsils are,...
Aging Beef......My wife collects antique's, dont know why she looks at me when she tells people that?
So Ozz, you say it's changed even though you have been many times previously, in what way? Inflation has happened just about everywhere around the...
An Archaeologists was walking through the jungle when he came across a cannibal sitting by a fire reading the bible. What are you reading that...
What gave you that idea? personally I'm a ABBA fan, musically brilliant and can hear every word, which reminds me, I'm due to get my hearing aids...
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Tommy and Billy two old pals. They use to meet at the bench in the park a few times a week and talk about football and daily events. Sadly Billy...
Blame it on the Boogie
Best eaten with a peg on your nose!
Hey Crystal.......you forgot the Adidas...........Chicken feet!
Surely you must get tired of eating "Pasta" .......
I quite fond of smoked Cod thanks Dave
As an add on to Pat'O's Fish n Chips post, what food do you choose not to eat? ( apart from rotten cod fish ) For example sweetmeats or offal....
As far as I'm aware in UK, Carp is usually fished for sport and returned to the water after being weighed. I guess like Pike some people might try...
[IMG] No thanks I'll stick with the " the rotten old Cod"
True Rye, no telling if it was sabotage or incompetence, I do have reason to believe it was on Russian soil. I have wondered about two things in...
What! only for their cat!!!! you must be kidding or codding......The price of cod these days, the cat wouldn't be so lucky. What I like about cod...
I think for Putin, defeat in Ukraine is not an option, however if and when Ukraine has the ability to send missiles into Russia, thats when it...
Did you hear about the Chinese Chef, he had a Haddock......so we gave him two paracetamol.
Sorry for the above posting was not intended to come out like that, my apologies to PatO being mis-quoted in part by my own input.