Reminds me that at Christmas I bought a tin of 'Turkey' - thought 'Great! Make a nice few slices to have in a sandwich with pickled onions'. I...
Oh - you 21 year olds! :)
I find it incredible to read people still saying "Look at all the disruption when we only had x cases/deaths." That is the same as saying that the...
Anyone interested in forming a group for those who do nothing? Of course, you can't be bothered to reply! :)
Are you thinking a road has another purpose?
I also am a fan of the t*ts - also known as the titmouse family - and liked the blue tit (which I saw usually in colder weather), bearded tit...
Isn't that a bit fat-ist? It's not my fault I am 3ft 4ins and weigh 185.6777777777777791 kg, is it?
A leading medical expert in the UK has just acknowledged that the failure to use masks earlier was a factor in the mess there - they should have...
My TV is the old type - it runs on water. :) Btw (if you are a fan of Harry Hill) > If there is a dispute about water v battery: FIGHT! :)
An assumption on my preference for the virgin or the camel? Anyone has a virgin camel?
Water is cheaper Jimlad!
When facing a 12 hour power cut, a 'trick' (it's science really but I try to avoid that word so as not to irritate drei dopplegangers) is to...
Yes, no one wants to be seen putting the boot into an old lady. But if we look at France and see they have no Royal Family (whatever happened to...
Chickenpox has not been eradicated. What they look like is irrelevant. Case numbers are not based on what they look like and to find out what a...
From Wikipedia: ""My Ding-a-Ling" is a novelty song written and recorded by Dave Bartholomew. It was covered by Chuck Berry in 1972 and became...
Why? :)
HOLD YOUR HORSES (appropriately Mr PONY) .. they said they will "continue the replacement [of the wooden poles]". You got too excited too soon!...
I have thought LONG and HARD but have no idea what you mean. I will keep going and it will come to me soon.
When did you arrive? How's the weather?
How much the virgins and any discount for bulk order? I don't need carpets, spice or lamps and I am not into camels (currently).
