Pat! You're a rocket scientist? :D
Yesterday? Today? Next week? :confused:
Skin bleaching a growing problem in Jamaica slums [IMG] Mikeisha Simpson AP – In this photo taken Jan. 14, 2011, Mikeisha Simpson poses for a...
3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a...
A bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down the road when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful...
Compared to the Philippines I am living yesterday here in California, USA. :D
Check for Alzheimer's The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University ... Take your time...
I get plenty of sleep! I am in CA now, so when you think it is late night for me it is actually daytime because of the time difference. :D
A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of the state. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared...
One night my friends asked me to out with them. I told my wife that I would be home by midnight. Hours passed and the drinks went down way too...
Thank you for the kind comment! I agree!
I smoked once, but only after realizing a hot spark from welding caught my pants on fire! After that it was easy to "quit smoking". :D
Well put! :D
Try and figure these out without cheating...... then post a few riddles of your own! :D 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to...
The Philippines, as a whole, is no more dangerous than any European or western country,...........as long as one is not stupid and has some...
A couple trying to break into society hosted a dinner party. As the guests were enjoying their dinner salad, the maid called the hostess from the...
Actually my nose usually finds them 1st! :eek:
"To be perfectly blunt, there is no sense in putting a dim bulb in a string of good Christmas lights." Funny, but very true!
1100 watts should be 2-3 times what you would need to run "a couple of lights and a small T.V.".
Be glad that the toilet locations you have been to even have a seat! Oftentimes in the Philippines I've found there is no seat!
