They freakin' love it and won't let it go......even after you admit it was your fault from the very start. I placed my passport in a very stupid spot after my last visa renewal and had to spend 15 minutes looking for the stupid thing (because I have to do the renewal thing again today). Most of my SO's time was spent following me around telling me how it was my fault that it couldn't be easily found. I calmly agreed with the statement the first 4 times but on the 5th one I flipped. "Jesus F'n Christ! I know it's my fault! I agreed with you the first 4 f'n times you said it. Help me look for f'n thing.......or don't, I don't really care what you do at this point just STFU with the "it's your fault" sh*t! It's not going to help me find it any faster!"
I'm going to remember this the next time she loses her phone in the house and asks me if I've seen it......which happens almost on a daily basis. "Where's your phone? You were the last one to have it! It's your fault it's missing! Hey, did you find it yet? Where was the last place you had it? It's your fault you can't find it! Hey! Find it yet? It's your fault! Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't ignore me! It's your fault!"
......And why is it whenever you have lost something someone always has to chime in with "where was the last place you had it?" If you knew the last place you had it it wouldn't be lost now would it?
Note: I did find it.....under some little plastic tree looking thing used to hold necklace/jewelry. I remember putting it there and that I said to myself "Make sure you remember putting it under here."WTF was I thinking?




WTF was I thinking?
Winner x 4
Funny x 2