The aging foreigners in this forum better check their coats for signs.
And let this be a warning. Any foreigners caught wearing "I Love Nazareth" shirts at sea will get thrown right the fu*k out.
Right, maybe the missing foreigner and the dead foreigner are the same person. It would be quite the mindfu*ck for the Philippines to be searching for you as a suspect in your own death.
I'll just go ahead and place a tip here for the police. Look for the suspect in the St. Louis. Peter Funeral Home!