Today my first wife would be a portly 68 yrs. old. I owe her this for all the alimony (allmymoney). Five foot two, eyes are blue 260 pounds just for you. What, me still bitter 28 yrs. later? Yep. I hope her husband likes cellulite. Reminds me of a recent song, 'Whatcha going to do with a big fat butt'
