Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi....what the...what the hell are you doing? Stop that!

d*mn straight mate! I SWORE I would NEVER Marry again after two unfaithful wives! Mates tried setting me up with things that nasally screeched at top note worse than Cockatoos, they had metal poking thru every visible part of their face, Tattoos from their throats to their feet! I had a choice of 5 one night and after watching them getting drunk, chain smoking and swearing like Sailors, I actually snuck away to go home alone scared shitless one or more might have realised and followed me to my Car! :(

But; Date another Western Woman? (regardless of her Race) Not while my @ss still points to the ground and and I can still take a deep breath and confidently say a big;
NO!