Book Report-Too funny! Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool teacher gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:...... Cost - $29.99 Clinton:..... Cost - $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton:.... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton:.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton:... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton:... Let's not go there. Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton:.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts. Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton:.... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic:.... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton:.... Monica... ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton:.... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing...
