⌛ Casablanca closed !!!!

...well just for today.

The Owner and my friend Guenther marries his lovely Felly today.

Congratulations to both of you.

Some WWW (wedding words of wisdom) by famous people:

• The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)
  
• How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free. (unknown)
  
• I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery. (Rita Rudner)
  
• Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)
  
• By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
  
• A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)
  
• My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
  
• A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton Berle)
  
• I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (George Burns)
  
• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)
  
• Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller)
  
• There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. (Clint Eastwood)
  
• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. (unknown)
  
• The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. (Henny Youngman)
  
• A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. (unknown)
  
• Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. (Mickey Rooney)
  
• Instead of getting married again, it is better to find a woman you don't like and give her a house. (Groucho Marx)

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and being a kind of real good friend, some additional advices about stuff you should not say !!!!

.... at least not tonight :

For Guenther:

You woke me up for that?
Did I mention the video camera?
Is this also your first time today ?
Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
Can you please pass me the remote control?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
Why am I doing all the work?
Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
I wish we got the Playboy channel...
But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
No, really... I do this part better myself!
It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
You're almost as good as my ex!
You look younger than you feel.
Perhaps you're just out of practice.
What are you planning to make for breakfast?
I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
Did I mention my transsexual operation?
Does this count as a date?
Hic! I need another beer for this please.
I think biting is romantic- don't you?
But can cook, right?
When would you like to meet my parents?
Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...
Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
My old girlfriend used to do .....
How long do you plan to be 'almost there'?
You mean you're NOT my blind date?


for Felly:

Ahh, it's cute.
Why don't we just cuddle?
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Make it dance.
Can I paint a smiley face on that?
Wow, and your feet are so big.
It's OK, we'll work around it.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
(giggle and point)
Can I be honest with you?
Let me go get my tweezers.
This explains your car..
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
All right, a treasure hunt!
I didn't know they came that small.
At least this won't take long.
How interesting.
I never saw one like that before.
What do you call this?
But it still works right?
It looks so unused.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
Cute, it's hiding.
Are you cold?
If you get me real drunk first.
Is that an optical illusion?
What is that?
Does this run in your family?
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
Where are the puppet strings?
Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!

 

Congrats to Gunther and good luck to Felly

I will be down there some time next week to help celebrate this woth a nice cold beer

 

Congratulations Gunther & Felly.

 

Pfffffffffff dont do that again , i was thinking that the best restaurant of Dumaguete was broke.

Gunther so she got you by the balls and I am happy for you and hope you find everthing in your relationship you are looking for.
Have a nice day together and a nice and happy live till the end, and may the end stay away for a long time.

Greetings J.Diver.

 

let the wedding bells ring loud

Guenther and Fely,
Congratulations with this very hard decision :D
May you both become even happier as you already were.

 

well when the air is a kind of clean I will post some pictures...... of fat G's last night out in freedom.....

anyway , I know both VERY good .... I never saw FELLY more lovely and fat G more nervous.

That marriage was a DREAM !!!
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... and that comes from a guy who dont believe in all that stuff

 

thanks

thanks to everybody for the gud wishes and im haaaaaapppppppyyyyyyy