Business was terrible and not picking up. The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decsion because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning, first, with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said- "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to either lay you or Jack off" "Could you please jack off?" "I feel like sh*t right now".
