https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...ilippines-prison-where-anything-can-be-bought? Drugs, jacuzzis and a horse: the anarchic Philippines prison where anything can be bought After raids at the New Bilibid prison identified thousands of contraband goods, the management of the country’s prisons is in the spotlight One crime lord was found to have had a music studio built inside his villa at New Bilibid prison, where he spent time recording love songs, even releasing an album that sold 15,000 copies. Almost funny....as they say you couldn't seriously make this sh*t up.