IF YOU GET AN EMAIL TITLED, "NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON", DON'T OPEN IT. IT CONTAINS A NUDE PHOTO OF HILLARY CLINTON! Edited by a moderator to Reduce the Size Large, is not necessary
If you get one saying you should stick a Philips screw driver up your a*s, don't follow it. It hurst like hell!
That's the beauty of having no debt and all bills paid. Delete all mail without reading it and no need to answer the phone.