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Explaining Chicken poo to Honey

Discussion in 'Expat Section' started by PatO, Nov 8, 2010.

  1. JoeMabini

    JoeMabini DI Member

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    I had to think about the chocolate kettle, but after some sleep and some coffee I think I have it figured out.. A kettle made from chocolate that will melt when put on the fire.
     
  2. Jack Peterson

    Jack Peterson DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Air Force

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    He He He!

    :D Hi Joe! Glad you got there, How on earth did you make the Coffee?:wink:

    Jack P.:smile:
     
  3. JoeMabini

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    I went to Starbucks! Actually 3 in 1 in cup add hot water from dispenser, stir.. drink.. repeat!
     
  4. Broadside

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    When a police officer reversed his patrol car into the back of my car, I told him that he was as much use as boobies on a bull. That confused him and he asked me to explain !!!!!!!!! Made me wonder whether crass stupidity is an entry requirement for the British police:D
     
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    PatO DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Marines

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    Back to chicken poo, I guess I did a good job explaining, she now calls my pup chicken poo when he hears a loud noise and runs back into the house.
     
  6. JoeMabini

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    Sorry to hijack your thread. That was chicken poo of me! I thought the underlying purpose of the thread was anecdotes about explaining foreigner slang and metaphors to our mates.

    So how bout that chicken poo? Tell us more!
     
  7. David A Ford

    David A Ford DI New Member

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    OK Guys, I have to admit, this one got me chuckeling.
     
  8. Knowdafish

    Knowdafish DI Forum Luminary

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    poo may be the most powerful word in the English language:

    You can be shitfaced, be poo out of luck, or have poo for
    brains. With a little effort you can get your poo together, find a
    place for your poo, or decide to poo or get off the pot.

    You can smoke poo, buy poo, sell poo, lose poo, find poo,
    forget poo, or tell others to eat poo and die.
    You can poo or go blind, have a poo fit or just poo your life
    away.

    People can be shitheaded, shitbrained, shitblinded, and
    shitover. Some people know their poo, while others can’t tell
    the difference between poo and shineola. There are lucky shits,
    dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.

    There is bull poo, horse poo, and chicken poo. You can throw
    poo, sling poo, catch poo, or duck when poo hits the fan. You
    can take a poo, give a poo or serve poo on a shingle. You can
    find yourself in deep poo, or be happier than a pig in poo.

    Some days are colder than poo, some days are hotter than poo
    and some Days are just shitty. Some music sounds like poo,
    things look like poo, and there are times when you feel like
    poo.

    You can have too much poo, not enough poo, the right poo,
    the Wrong poo, or alot of weird poo.

    You can carry poo, have a mountain of poo , or find yourself
    upshitcreek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you
    touch turns to poo and other times you swim in a lake of poo
    and come out smelling like a rose. poo! When you stop to
    consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of creation.

    And remember:once you know your poo,you don’t need to
    know anything else. :D
     
  9. expatron

    expatron DI Forum Patron

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    No poo!!!! :smile:
     
  10. RonEtue

    RonEtue DI Member

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    That's a lot of poo!
     
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