Explaining Chicken sh*t to Honey

I had to think about the chocolate kettle, but after some sleep and some coffee I think I have it figured out.. A kettle made from chocolate that will melt when put on the fire.

 

He He He!

:D Hi Joe! Glad you got there, How on earth did you make the Coffee?

Jack P.

 

I went to Starbucks! Actually 3 in 1 in cup add hot water from dispenser, stir.. drink.. repeat!

 

When a police officer reversed his patrol car into the back of my car, I told him that he was as much use as t*ts on a bull. That confused him and he asked me to explain !!!!!!!!! Made me wonder whether crass stupidity is an entry requirement for the British police:D

 

Back to chicken sh*t, I guess I did a good job explaining, she now calls my pup chicken sh*t when he hears a loud noise and runs back into the house.

 

Sorry to hijack your thread. That was chicken sh*t of me! I thought the underlying purpose of the thread was anecdotes about explaining foreigner slang and metaphors to our mates.

So how bout that chicken sh*t? Tell us more!

 

OK Guys, I have to admit, this one got me chuckeling.

 

sh*t may be the most powerful word in the English language:

You can be shitfaced, be sh*t out of luck, or have sh*t for
brains. With a little effort you can get your sh*t together, find a
place for your sh*t, or decide to sh*t or get off the pot.

You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t, find sh*t,
forget sh*t, or tell others to eat sh*t and die.
You can sh*t or go blind, have a sh*t fit or just sh*t your life
away.

People can be shitheaded, shitbrained, shitblinded, and
shitover. Some people know their sh*t, while others can’t tell
the difference between sh*t and shineola. There are lucky shits,
dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.

There is bull sh*t, horse sh*t, and chicken sh*t. You can throw
sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, or duck when sh*t hits the fan. You
can take a sh*t, give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle. You can
find yourself in deep sh*t, or be happier than a pig in sh*t.

Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t
and some Days are just shitty. Some music sounds like sh*t,
things look like sh*t, and there are times when you feel like
sh*t.

You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t,
the Wrong sh*t, or alot of weird sh*t.

You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t , or find yourself
upshitcreek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you
touch turns to sh*t and other times you swim in a lake of sh*t
and come out smelling like a rose. sh*t! When you stop to
consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of creation.

And remember:once you know your sh*t,you don’t need to
know anything else. :D

 

No sh*t!!!!

 

That's a lot of sh*t!