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Explaining Chicken sh*t to Honey

Discussion in 'Expat Section' started by PatO, Nov 8, 2010.

  1. JoeMabini

    JoeMabini DI Member

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    I had to think about the chocolate kettle, but after some sleep and some coffee I think I have it figured out.. A kettle made from chocolate that will melt when put on the fire.
     
  2. Jack Peterson

    Jack Peterson DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Air Force

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    He He He!

    :D Hi Joe! Glad you got there, How on earth did you make the Coffee?:wink:

    Jack P.:smile:
     
  3. JoeMabini

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    I went to Starbucks! Actually 3 in 1 in cup add hot water from dispenser, stir.. drink.. repeat!
     
  4. Broadside

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    When a police officer reversed his patrol car into the back of my car, I told him that he was as much use as t*ts on a bull. That confused him and he asked me to explain !!!!!!!!! Made me wonder whether crass stupidity is an entry requirement for the British police:D
     
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    PatO DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Marines

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    Back to chicken sh*t, I guess I did a good job explaining, she now calls my pup chicken sh*t when he hears a loud noise and runs back into the house.
     
  6. JoeMabini

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    Sorry to hijack your thread. That was chicken sh*t of me! I thought the underlying purpose of the thread was anecdotes about explaining foreigner slang and metaphors to our mates.

    So how bout that chicken sh*t? Tell us more!
     
  7. David A Ford

    David A Ford DI New Member

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    OK Guys, I have to admit, this one got me chuckeling.
     
  8. Knowdafish

    Knowdafish DI Forum Luminary

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    sh*t may be the most powerful word in the English language:

    You can be shitfaced, be sh*t out of luck, or have sh*t for
    brains. With a little effort you can get your sh*t together, find a
    place for your sh*t, or decide to sh*t or get off the pot.

    You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t, find sh*t,
    forget sh*t, or tell others to eat sh*t and die.
    You can sh*t or go blind, have a sh*t fit or just sh*t your life
    away.

    People can be shitheaded, shitbrained, shitblinded, and
    shitover. Some people know their sh*t, while others can’t tell
    the difference between sh*t and shineola. There are lucky shits,
    dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.

    There is bull sh*t, horse sh*t, and chicken sh*t. You can throw
    sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, or duck when sh*t hits the fan. You
    can take a sh*t, give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle. You can
    find yourself in deep sh*t, or be happier than a pig in sh*t.

    Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t
    and some Days are just shitty. Some music sounds like sh*t,
    things look like sh*t, and there are times when you feel like
    sh*t.

    You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t,
    the Wrong sh*t, or alot of weird sh*t.

    You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t , or find yourself
    upshitcreek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you
    touch turns to sh*t and other times you swim in a lake of sh*t
    and come out smelling like a rose. sh*t! When you stop to
    consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of creation.

    And remember:once you know your sh*t,you don’t need to
    know anything else. :D
     
  9. expatron

    expatron DI Forum Patron

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    No sh*t!!!! :smile:
     
  10. RonEtue

    RonEtue DI Member

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    That's a lot of sh*t!
     
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