Explaining Chicken sh*t to Honey

expatron · Dec 10, 2010

Ohh sh*t! Now that's funny stuff :D

PatO · Dec 10, 2010

Knowdafish;61148 said:

sh*t may be the most powerful word in the English language:

You can be shitfaced, be sh*t out of luck, or have sh*t for
brains. With a little effort you can get your sh*t together, find a
place for your sh*t, or decide to sh*t or get off the pot.

You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t, find sh*t,
forget sh*t, or tell others to eat sh*t and die.
You can sh*t or go blind, have a sh*t fit or just sh*t your life
away.

People can be shitheaded, shitbrained, shitblinded, and
shitover. Some people know their sh*t, while others can’t tell
the difference between sh*t and shineola. There are lucky shits,
dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.

There is bull sh*t, horse sh*t, and chicken sh*t. You can throw
sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, or duck when sh*t hits the fan. You
can take a sh*t, give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle. You can
find yourself in deep sh*t, or be happier than a pig in sh*t.

Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t
and some Days are just shitty. Some music sounds like sh*t,
things look like sh*t, and there are times when you feel like
sh*t.

You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t,
the Wrong sh*t, or alot of weird sh*t.

You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t , or find yourself
upshitcreek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you
touch turns to sh*t and other times you swim in a lake of sh*t
and come out smelling like a rose. sh*t! When you stop to
consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of creation.

And remember:once you know your sh*t,you don’t need to
know anything else. :D
Click to expand...

KdF, I would give your sh*t the silver medal, my gold goes to f__K, so many ways to use it to express the good, bad, ugly, feelings, passion, happiness, anger, surprise, helplessness, fubar. Add the 'ed' or the 'ing' and you don't need a lot of other words in your sentence, people will get your drift. Example, military DI's vocabulary. I hope I'm not f____d for posting this!

Kenny · Dec 11, 2010

I have to agree with Pat. To quote my platoon leader, after his jeep rolled, "The f***ing f***er is f***ing f***ed now.

David A Ford · Dec 11, 2010

Holy sh*t!!

PangitPilot · Dec 16, 2010

We are all probably in Deep sh*t with Google ..

brian ausie · Oct 7, 2011

Bebasguy;60925 said:

"Useless as a chocolate kettle"? You'll have to explain that one to me!!
Click to expand...

I just told my wifie that on and she looked at ma asif I was talking in arabic, if a kettle boils and it is made of choc then it will melt, hemmm she still looked at me strange lol

Log in or Sign up

Dumaguete Info Search

Explaining Chicken sh*t to Honey

expatron DI Forum Patron

PatO DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Marines

Kenny DI Forum Adept

David A Ford DI New Member

PangitPilot DI Forum Adept

brian ausie DI Forum Patron