Best Posts in Thread: Fight the virus with humour

So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands, being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he was trained to lick my but clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper, because of hoarders.

 

A woman walks in to a crowded Bar one warm summers evening, she is wearing a sleeveless summer dress, the place is crowded with men, so she sticks up her arm high into the air and shouts anyone like to buy this Lady a drink, now it just so happens she has very hairy armpits, an old drunk sitting on a stool at the end of the Bar says to the barman ; Get that Ballerina a drink from me, so the barman complies with his wish, just a short time later the arm complete with the hairy armpits goes up in the air again, again she says: anyone like to buy this lady a drink, for the second time she was being ignored but the old drunk come to the rescue again saying; get the Ballerina another drink from me, then the Barman says hey Pal, this is not the first time she has been here mooching drinks from the customers, apart from that, what makes you think she is a Ballerina I'm sure she is not?

The Old Drunk replies are you that stupid son? anyone can tell that if a woman can lift her leg that high in the air she has got to be a Ballerina!

 

I would go forward in time to see how the world is in 10 to 20 years - look at the effect of vaccination against Covid-19 (and any anti-viral treatments they found effective) and come back and tell you all.