Well it is a humor thread so I will tell a true event that I still chuckle about to this day. (so does the Wifey).............. So...... I was in grade 9 at the time, 14 years old and at a campfire party of guys and gals from school. Some fella jealous as my girl-friend was someone he wanted to be his got in my face. When he and his 2 pals tried to pick a fight with me and got too close for comfort fearing he was going to sucker punch me, I just quickly boot him in the balls hard as I could and down he went crying like a baby. Well that was that as he and his pals left the party after that contemplating life I gather. He was a grade 10 fella whom caught the size of my foot. Thought that was that until a couple hours later, up shows the bruised sad-sack but this time he was with his older brother whom was a grade 12 and on the football team. The giant got in my face and said "what's the matter with you??? You could cause serious damage booting my brother in the balls. Goes with-out saying.......he was right up in my face and I thought he was going to sucker punch me. So what the hayyy..... I boot him in the balls also and down he went and I immediately with drew from the party as I was not being paid to educate these idiots. Also sensed every one wanted to jump me and why tire out my foot.