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Fight the virus with humour

Discussion in 'COVID-19' started by tuba-coma, Apr 12, 2020.

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  1. Crystalhead

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    I had (Co-Ed 19) back in 1979.....took me a whole summer to get over her
     
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    you should have got a second series of penicillin.
     
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    Thanks for reminding me of my Father. He always said "if you haven't caught something at least 5 times... your not a Man yet"
     
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    Social Distancing. I just love having a PC way of saying Get The F--- Away From Me.
     
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    Heres a good story about getting caught.

    3 of my tenants were caught by the bacong police without face masks,their punishment was to be confined in the tenis court for 8 hrs.
    Heres the good bit. There were given tables and chairs,meals,and a bottle of wine lol. They also had a projector tv so they could watch films in their comfinement.
    They were released around 11.30pm and shorty after 8 foreigners who were caught for drinking somewhere between bacong and dauin were confined for the night.

    Anyone on here?
     
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    Some people prefer Tide Pods and then there are the others.

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    You just need to add the word ‘whereas’ about a dozen times and you can pass it to the governor for his signature.
     
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    I just meet one of your tenants on the beach, he is from Croatia, stock here for 2 months, he told me about their "jailtime" in the tennis court. We had a good talk, I been in Croatia several times, one of my favorite destination in South Europe, then the kagawad came from behind, I didn't see him. The kagawad had seen that the guy had a beer beside him and ask him to follow to the police station, because of the alcohol ban. I was out with my dog and just in front of where I live, I try to talk to the kagawad, but nothing to do, maybe he gets another evening in the tennis court lol. He had a paper witch give him permission to room around in the Bacong area as far as I understand. Rules get inforced more than before now, kids will be sent home and no swimming allowed before no one really cares
     
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    Lol i tried to explain the rules several times to no avail. One of them is hard headed.
    Saying that last sunday was trying get somewhere and got in a tangle with some bgy officials,brains of an ameoba.
     
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