Dear mum and dad, I am so happy I joined the Army. Most of the guys here are 18, same as me. We get to sleep in until 6am, no chickens to feed or goats to milk. I always finish first in our long hikes and I got the highest score at the rifle range. I got into a fight in the barracks and kicked his @ss in about 30 seconds so they put me on the base boxing fight. I won all my fights except I lost in the championship to a huge guy half a foot taller and 50 pounds heavier than me. Last week we had our first leave and all went to the city and got drunk and had sex. Please give my 4 yr. daughter and 3 yr. son kisses for me. Your daughter, Sheila
