Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandfathers and Grandmothers is? A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a morning available when he would take his 7 yo granddaughter for a drive in the car for some bonding time, just him and the little girl. One Sunday, however, he had a bad cold and just wanted to stay in bed......luckily his wife came to the rescue and said she would take her out in the car. When they returned after their drive, the little girl ran upstairs to see how her Gf was. "well, did you enjoy your ride with Gm"? he said. "great Gp, and do you know what? We didn't see a single tosser, sod, fn jerk, blind b@st@rd, f*ck wit, dick head, asian prick, wanker or a rag head, or muslim queer, anywhere today"....................
