I have read all the posts , and now present an abbreviated version of the original criteria something without testicles and can fetch cold beer from the fridge without argument :D
And gives pleasure all evening , but transforms herself into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack(of cold beer) at midnight :D
I'm craving shawarma, and the six pack of cold San Mig Light, then I wake up and realize aking Asawa is so far far away. :(