A one-eyed, one-horned flying purple eater!! That's me!!

 

I stand corrected :D

 

I have read all the posts , and now present an abbreviated version of the original criteria

something without testicles and can fetch cold beer from the fridge without argument :D

 

With a flat head and no teeth?

 

Not even as an optional extra inclusion , just goes without saying

 

And gives pleasure all evening , but transforms herself into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack(of cold beer) at midnight :D

 

I'm craving shawarma, and the six pack of cold San Mig Light, then I wake up and realize aking Asawa is so far far away. :(

 

Far away nah, together again soon sana.

 

hey shut up why is this thread so big lol