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I hate spiders

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  1. Brian Oinks

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    What the??? :jawdrop: MY WIFE DEMANDS I leave them be! :wideyed: To me the ONLY GOOD SPIDER IS A DEAD SPIDER! :sorry:

    We had a MONSTER Spider here one night, my Wife pleaded I not kill it, even showed me it had SIX legs NOT Eight! :meh: Sorry; I believe THAT was an EVIL Spider species who had learnt to hide Two of its Eight Legs to trick the gullible, so BAYGON made short work of it! :punch: HA!!

    When I was around 14 a mate and I decided to short cut via an under road Storm water drain, around 3/4 of the way through I asked him if it had started raining, he said "No why?" and I pointed out the light at the end of the tunnel, it looked all the world like it was raining, and it WAS! It was raining Huntsman Spiders as BIG as your hand! Looking down in the gloom I could see the water rushing past our feet, then I saw them, they were crawling up our legs! We ran back to the entrance and as I leapt out screaming like a lil biatch I landed on my back in the water, looking up once under the water, all I could see was a blanket of Spiders above me floating waiting for me! I KNEW I had to stand up through them to escape, was a very hard choice that day, face the Spiders or stay under and drown, eventually I chose to live and exited screaming again like a lil Biatch I swear I walked on water like JC himself! Not ashamed to admit it, I HATE SPIDERS! :bag:
     
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    It's just a wee little spider. They won't hurt ya any.

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  3. Brian Oinks

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    Watching to the very end I do not think using the USS Enterprise was overkill by any means! :biggrin: lol

    I hate HATE them with a passion! One place we lived in, I slept under the house, one night I woke up with a weird sensation something was on the back of my left hand, it spanned my whole hand and I was WTF? :o o: THEN it ran up my arm and stopped on my throat! :jawdrop: This thing was like; wrapped around my throat and every step it took felt like little pin pricks! It then ran to the back of my right hand down my right arm which was hanging over the edge of the bed, it was about then it sank in what this thing may have been and I began making the same sounds that guy in the video was making just before I screamed and flung it off of my hand!! :eek: I jumped up and turned on the light and saw it disappear under a cupboard which I tipped over in an attempt to kill it but it was gone! I slept with the light on the rest of the night! :nailbiting: Don't even start me on how many times while out walking around my yard at night I was watching the ground for Mouse Spiders and walked straight into a web with owner aboard! Australia is definitely NOT for those who hate Spiders! :bag:
     
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    Love spiders on macro photography. I have ophiophobia though. I get sick just thinking about it, sorry not writing the word.
     
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    You don't need macro with a huntsman spider, they are massive. and fast, very fast.
     
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    They can do cartwheel! :jawdrop:
    I like the ones that make webs.
     
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    Lol :hilarious: recited with the whole grade 3 class of Mrs. Tusoy, March, 1972 Commencement Exercises, Magsaysay Memorial Elementary School.
    May the old lady rest in peace.
     
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  8. Brian Oinks

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    Do you mean one of these? :woot:

     
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    Heres one i found around the place!
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    Okay so you mean I need to upgrade the Baygon to a full on Flame Thrower! :o o: WTF is THAT? Looks like an Aussie Import! :nailbiting:
     
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