Oh excellent, thanks! I'll do that. I don't want to get anyone in trouble, so I'll bring back the device, pay everything and complain. I'm sure it won't be hard to do, since everyone on this forum seems to complain about the internet here. :-)
From the bat sh*t crazy stuff getting posted on Facebook from Bacong , I'm sure that place has Internet. I don't know the bandwidth requirements for crazy, but the pipelines are fat. I'd just assume any spare parts from Trump's wall get shipped there, but Internet outages would be a good first step. Otherwise get a smart phone and try data for both Smart and Globe. My money is on Globe (if I had any left over after placing it on San Miguel). Good luck out there.