"Is she your wife" ? or "Are you ...........

I get asked everyday its seems the following questions,

1. Are you married ?

2. Is she your wife ?

3. Is your wife Philipina ?

Buying some bananas, looking at clothes, you name it, the same old questions when ever I come into contact with people here. Generally I do not feel the need to tell my personal information to people I don't know, so have got into the habit whenever I am asked these questions to reply;

No I am gay !

The trouble is I am saying this so often I worry I might actually turn gay, "the power of suggestion". If you say something often enough it might happen.

Any ideas out there ?

 

ah, In my experience walking the streets many local women call out at me as if I'm some guy named "gwapo",they wonder about me always single alone and never answering the call of many women all over town;and so after a year ,its "Bayot" they call me now thinking how can i stay single in the onslaught of so many women calling out to me everyday?.... I think if you said nothing at all and ignored them, you would still become gay at least in their eyes...

 

I would rather answer that I'm married with a smile and walk away, that way no gay guy would follow me around.

 

Honey, I like married men and women, maybe we can exchange cotton pads one day, ... :D

Being well known for my friendliness, I usually give them a name and a person I don't like a lot and ask them to call or text "me" after work :D

 

HaaHaa! Next time I meet a guy I don't like, I will be sure to get his phone number.:D

 

Rhoody did I give you my number

 

not sure, but since 2:33pm I got 8 text from unknown numbers...
Ron, are you out shopping

 

Just home minding my own business and joking.

 

Slight variations of this conversation have taken place probably a hundred times;


Is that your wife?

Yes.

How old is she?

18.

How long have you been married?

8 years.

Gasps.

It's ok Ma'm, I traded three chickens and a pig for her. Good deal, huh?

Larry

 

More funny stuff, gotta love it.:D