Left or Right.

Hong Kong left, or at least it was the last time I was there!

 

The question only offers two limited alternatives: right side or left side? There are more alternative to life than left or right, right or wrong, or even a gf or bf (we now have transgender as other alternative) if you are in the the Philippines. Many of you who drive in the Philippines know, there is a third choice which many Filipinos use daily. The third alternative lane is obviously the : "WRONG" lane side of the street. Become a member of People for Creative Driving International Organization, (PCD) Dumaguete Chapter and add excitement to your life.
Obviously driving on the wrong side of the street has many benefits which you can learn by watching the Filipino drivers: While entering the highwas at 20 k/h without looking you have opportunity of crossing opposing traffic if you want to make a left turn, a dangerous move, particularly if you just burst onto the road without stopping or looking. Learn to drive in a safer manner. You can avoid crossing opposing traffic if you are going to make another left turn shortly after getting on the highway (again crossing opposing traffic). Consider using this alternative if you are on going a short distance... a 50 or 60 meters distance, or even 3 or 4 KM, DO NOT RISK YOU LIFE by crossing opposing traffic. Go with the third alternative the "wrong" side of the street, by making an immediate left when you come upon the highway at 20 KM/H, and chose the lane of independent thinking and brain dead people use... the Wrong side of the street by driving down the shoulder or opposing lane. This is great fun as you watch the expressions on the tourist faces driving toward you. It is even more fun with your lights out and driving at night... the expression on the tourist faces when they see you in their headlight is priceless. Next time you are driving do not keep yourself in that box of only two alternative sides of the street to drive on... think creatively...There is more to life than just the right side or the left side (right or wrong), there is now the grey side of the street to dwell in while driving. BE CREATIVE... chose the third alternative... the Wrong side of the street.
NOTICE: The message has been created by the "People for creative driving international organization, (PCD) Dumaguete Chapter. There were over 60 members of the local group, but one died in a head on collision yesterday while thinking outside the box, unfortunately now he will be forever inside the box. We offer many benefits, such as low cost life insurance programs (Requires the PCD be named as 90% beneficiary) and chister lawyers that will help you fleece any expat that hurts you while driving on the creative side of the street. So give you life and body for a cause, join the PCD we know you are deadicated to the cause because you have already giving up your brain for the organization when you join. . Please consider joining. Thank you.











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