Red rag to a bull. The fact you asked for "no sly comments" means you already know the answer, so the best of luck with your coconut/tuba enema.
any climber should know the best (age) coconut stem to catch the juice from but, in general, a bunch of young nuts or flower buds ( i dunno which) are cut off the stem that connects them to the tree and the end of the remaining stem is inserted into the cup to catch the juice.
Author Radyo Bandera Sweet FM - Dumaguete #FYI Executive Order Follows. Here are new developments as per Provincial IATF collective decision effective May 20, 2020, re: 1. Selling of liquor and other alcoholic beverages is now allowed. Drinking in public places remains strictly prohibited. 2. Sale of the foregoing products is allowed from 9AM to 5PM only. The Local Government Units throughout the Province especially the Barangays have to strictly monitor the implementation of this measure with the assistance of the PNP and the AFP. Selling before and after this period would be dealt with accordingly. 3. Merchandise delivery of liquor and alcoholic beverage products, and cigarettes to warehouses for "stocking", and stores for "retailing" is already allowed. 4. Drinking Bars and Pubs are still closed. Drinking of liquor or any alcoholic beverages inside these establishments is strictly not allowed under any circumstances. For this purpose, the public is enjoined to properly follow the Guidelines. Thank you. BY AUTHORITY OF THE GOVERNOR: Bimbo G. Miraflor Provincial Information Office
I had a response from Birdie Num Num Tropical Brewery in DGT that they are selling beer tomorrow, https://web.facebook.com/birdienumnumtropicalbrewery/?_rdc=1&_rdr Message ahead for orders, open from noon. 0917 885 6944 Best news all week even when I managed to find a case of San Mig Lite on Sunday night.