new city mall

Could that be MY FRIEND 'Mr Dude' because, like me, you sometimes forget where you are?

 

Why are you all so angry about the new City Mall?

Hey, you have now more stores where you can hear: "Sorry Sir. Not available at the moment. It is out of stock!"

 

Right, because they all sell the same thing, so it will be even more of a logistical nightmare to get the same products to all these different stores.

 

It should be called Jollibee Mall.

 

I had to go anyway. I had already promised my gf that we would go take a look. You were right, but at least they had a couple jars of Smuckers strawberry jam. Everyone else in town has been sold out for a month.

 

It is just part of the

 

I took a trip yesterday and was amazed. No Chinese goods anywhere to be seen, a fully functional series of atms chucking out money with 0% exchange fees and up to date prices. The security guards all spoke English and the female hottie even lingered lovingly over my @ss for just a second or two longer than was necessary. Which angered the asawa. Once inside my senses were bombarded with a grotto of must have, sit down right here, no sir it’s no trouble, we bought them in fresh delivered to the table in moments heads down no nonsense boogie 6* finest European straight off the vineyard - eco-Milk-fed-low-carbon and we’ll wipe the slobber off your chin fare.

Shopping was a cinch: all credit cards accepted without some poor straight out of high school skinny runt buggering off to check with her immediate superior that VISA wasn’t a made up euphemism for Very Interesting And Senseless Application.

The wife bought 13 new pairs of shoes, French naturally, and 3 new handbags, Italian of course before wigging out at the latest incarnation of a salon...all massage, vibrating chairs and instant service. Meanwhile I repaired to that campaigned for and hard won facility: man parking. Yep: beer, widescreen TVs showing endless repeats of Wales hammering England 30-3 whilst some lithesome filly 25 years younger than me sat on my knee promising devilish interference....before the other half limps back from her MOT.

Mall recommended. Worth a punt. 3*s