Quotes

I knew it, I knew it. He's still alive !
Proggi has awakened from his wintersleep.
One each morning during my breakfast Prog !

 

I'm still here, JF. I'll try and find some more of those "quality" jokes for you :D

 

to forgive is wisdom-- to forget is genius === this from ' the horses mouth' character gulley jimson

 

Most Air pilot's only make one mistake

Love the input Prog :D

 

JB, you mean ....... most of them did marry ? :D
My biggest mistake is that I always make the same mistakes.
I'm gonna surprise her next time with an unexpected one.
Thanks for the advice Proggi

 

A boy is a magical creature, you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart.
You can get him out of your study, but you can't get him out of your mind.

 

How come everything that taste's good is bad for you?

 

Sometimes life is just mean! :D

so...

"Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol."

 

Progmeister,

What about , Fresh Milk with Tia Maria in the morning? what food group that be ?:p

"...honey my coffee taste bad. I told you to add Baileys, not sugar."

 

On the lighter side **

A good scapegoat is hard to find..

Did you hear about the scientist who crossed a sheep with a porcupine??...they got an animal that knits its own sweaters.